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‘zine wld. (there are not too many poets…there are too few edditurs) 
Copyright © by Tim Scannell, 3/26/02  

  It is a waste of time and energy for editors, opinion-folk, poets and prose writers to rail against mainstream publishers, mass-market zines, academic journals, and the itsy cliques of MFA nudge ‘n’ wink scribblers. Mainstream publishers should NOT take pity on or patronize the thousands of alternate zine and small press chapbook publishers roundabout.  The mission of mainstream publishers is, first, to make money and, second, to display/promote their authors/products in as many venues as practicable vis-à-vis the bottom line.  The same mission/reasoning applies to mass-market magazines – period!
  The mission/rationale for academic journals is a bit more complex - not burdensomely so – and their pulse, too, may be taken/read/understood with a very little bit of analytical skill: they serve and promote the waxing and waning vagaries of institutional fad/fancy.  If the decade’s promotion is Womens’ Studies or Slave Writings or Ignored Chicano Writers (or Eastern European Poets Under Pseudo-Capitalism) – well then, their journals will be chockablock with those materials (and concomitant internecine warfare’s variegated array of Hill of Bean battles…or Mountain & Molehill raids).  And ALL those materials will have nothing whatever to do with the Western Canon, inasmuch as they are mere emblems of the transitory notions of the institutions represented – period!  Ergo, why should they have any interest at all in alternative zines/presses/writers, unless their grist-for-the-mill happens to be, for example, Shoestring ‘Zines or Bukowski/Ginsberg: Darlings of Liberalism?
  Finally – and short shrift – keep uppermost in mind that members in MFA cliques make a living in the above mentioned mainstream publishing world, or will be teaching in institutions producing/promoting MFA-ilk.  All mouthpieces, then, for whatever mainstream/institutional fad happens to be de rigueur (most recently, Affirmative Action/Political Correctness).  It is simply a question of livelihood, a question of developing fresh fodder for dissertation, treatise – government grant (ie., tax money) – period!
  The above, then, as prologue for a genuine – worthy – concern: our own bailiwick of zines numbering, perhaps, 5,000 (guesstimate from directories like Dustbooks, Poet’s Market, and Light’s List).  I have had 1,000 appearances in over 500 different periodicals – reading all from cover-to-cover – which I cite only to state that I am not an expert; and to indicate that inferences are made from a 10% exposure.  Restated, I have NOT seen 90 of every 100 zines in this huge domain!
   My findings are these.  First, the sincerity of each and every editor cannot be in doubt.  Keep in mind Oscar Wilde’s assertion that “Even bad poetry is sincere.”  Scores of zines are simply folded copy paper stapled at a corner, most without card covers, most eclectically illustrated courtesy of artistic friends (and the engargement/reduction buttons of xerography).  I give very high marks for this kind of hustle – formats of matchbook covers, wallpaper, 3X5 cards and brown paper bags notwithstanding.
  Second, most editors keep a consistent tone in their zines, issue after issue.  If the desired relationship to the audience is to rant against the Establishment – that is what the audience will consistently receive.  If the tone of the zine is spiritual, Christian uplift – the audience will get that.  I give high marks for consistency.
  Third, finally, and my one general criticism.  Most editors are compilers of poems, etc.  They are not editors.  There is some – errant – kindness of soul in most not to amend poetry/prose – even an individual work – for consistent punctuation, spelling, grammar and ‘sense’.  I have no idea why this is so often the case.  A touchstone admonition for all editors, however, might be to know that even T.S. Eliot had the first three pages of his Waste Land entirely crossed out by its editor, Ezra Pound.  And Ezra also told Tom to get rid of that working title, He Do the Police in Different Voices!  I edited 130 issues of my own little poetry zine – Muse of Fire (sorry, now ceased, but over 4,000 poems by 400 poets), and I don’t think that more than 3 or 4 poets saw print without edits for spelling, etc.  I have never tampered with any poet’s persona, tone or voice, because those are the few elements of Mnemosyne an editor has no right whatsoever to interfere with.  And as my definition of ‘poetic license’ is quite broad, I did not edit a poet’s consistent use of lowercase lettering, nonce words, or line-length idiosyncrasy (poems should illustrate imaginative use of pitch, stress, juncture)!
  It is far too small a celebration of our craft if zine editors and opinion-folk are merely compilers and commentators of “too many poets”.  I repeat the assertion made above: there have never been too many poets – in the past, now, or in any worthy future.  Does the oceanographer wail – too much sea?  Does the astronaut bemoan – too much space?  Does the financier sob – too much money?  Nonsense!
  Editors and opinion-folk must know the Western Canon…yes, from Homer and Hesiod to Beowulf and Billy Shakespeare; and yes, from sweet Emily Dickinson and Wally Whitman to Bobby Frost – and as gawdawful a poet as he is - even unto Robert Pinsky.  Furthermore, editors and opinion-folk must know the short-list jargon of those broad and generous parameters of our language, and the shorter-list jargon of the craft of poetry.  But basically, the bad habits I’ve noticed in reading hundreds of alternate zines are 1) the useless attacks against mainstream media/cliques when, in fact, none owe us any civic/literary duty – and have every right to ignore us; and 2) the sophomoric tendency to merely compile whatever comes through the transom, as though whichever pen touched whatever paper were sacred wine filling the Holy Grail; as though whatever notion a writer had at whichever hour of the day were impermeable to evaluation and editing – explication and criticism.  Nonsense!
  The cheap, ubiquitous computer and copy machine provide font/illustration galore – everywhere!  Ditto for the handmade zine – hands everywhere!  The challenge for our zine world is to have editors and opinion-folk whose minds are both nurturing and critical, whose knowledge is both thorough and receptive.  And our consistent – insistent – watchword toward imaginative writing should be no different than it is toward technology, philosophy, ideology – or lifestyle: garbage in, garbage out!

  It is a waste of time and energy for editors, opinion-folk, poets and prose writers to rail against mainstream publishers, mass-market zines, academic journals, and the itsy cliques of MFA nudge ‘n’ wink scribblers.  Mainstream publishers should NOT take pity on or patronize the thousands of alternate zine and small press chapbook publishers roundabout.  The mission of mainstream publishers is, first, to make money and, second, to display/promote their authors/products in as many venues as practicable vis-à-vis the bottom line.  The same mission/reasoning applies to mass-market magazines – period!
  The mission/rationale for academic journals is a bit more complex - not burdensomely so – and their pulse, too, may be taken/read/understood with a very little bit of analytical skill: they serve and promote the waxing and waning vagaries of institutional fad/fancy.  If the decade’s promotion is Womens’ Studies or Slave Writings or Ignored Chicano Writers (or Eastern European Poets Under Pseudo-Capitalism) – well then, their journals will be chockablock with those materials (and concomitant internecine warfare’s variegated array of Hill of Bean battles…or Mountain & Molehill raids).  And ALL those materials will have nothing whatever to do with the Western Canon, inasmuch as they are mere emblems of the transitory notions of the institutions represented – period!  Ergo, why should they have any interest at all in alternative zines/presses/writers, unless their grist-for-the-mill happens to be, for example, Shoestring ‘Zines or Bukowski/Ginsberg: Darlings of Liberalism?
  Finally – and short shrift – keep uppermost in mind that members in MFA cliques make a living in the above mentioned mainstream publishing world, or will be teaching in institutions producing/promoting MFA-ilk.  All mouthpieces, then, for whatever mainstream/institutional fad happens to be de rigueur (most recently, Affirmative Action/Political Correctness).  It is simply a question of livelihood, a question of developing fresh fodder for dissertation, treatise – government grant (ie., tax money) – period!
  The above, then, as prologue for a genuine – worthy – concern: our own bailiwick of zines numbering, perhaps, 5,000 (guesstimate from directories like Dustbooks, Poet’s Market, and Light’s List).  I have had 1,000 appearances in over 500 different periodicals – reading all from cover-to-cover – which I cite only to state that I am not an expert; and to indicate that inferences are made from a 10% exposure.  Restated, I have NOT seen 90 of every 100 zines in this huge domain!
   My findings are these.  First, the sincerity of each and every editor cannot be in doubt.  Keep in mind Oscar Wilde’s assertion that “Even bad poetry is sincere.”  Scores of zines are simply folded copy paper stapled at a corner, most without card covers, most eclectically illustrated courtesy of artistic friends (and the engargement/reduction buttons of xerography).  I give very high marks for this kind of hustle – formats of matchbook covers, wallpaper, 3X5 cards and brown paper bags notwithstanding.
  Second, most editors keep a consistent tone in their zines, issue after issue.  If the desired relationship to the audience is to rant against the Establishment – that is what the audience will consistently receive.  If the tone of the zine is spiritual, Christian uplift – the audience will get that.  I give high marks for consistency.
  Third, finally, and my one general criticism.  Most editors are compilers of poems, etc.  They are not editors.  There is some – errant – kindness of soul in most not to amend poetry/prose – even an individual work – for consistent punctuation, spelling, grammar and ‘sense’.  I have no idea why this is so often the case.  A touchstone admonition for all editors, however, might be to know that even T.S. Eliot had the first three pages of his Waste Land entirely crossed out by its editor, Ezra Pound.  And Ezra also told Tom to get rid of that working title, He Do the Police in Different Voices!  I edited 130 issues of my own little poetry zine – Muse of Fire (sorry, now ceased, but over 4,000 poems by 400 poets), and I don’t think that more than 3 or 4 poets saw print without edits for spelling, etc.  I have never tampered with any poet’s persona, tone or voice, because those are the few elements of Mnemosyne an editor has no right whatsoever to interfere with.  And as my definition of ‘poetic license’ is quite broad, I did not edit a poet’s consistent use of lowercase lettering, nonce words, or line-length idiosyncrasy (poems should illustrate imaginative use of pitch, stress, juncture)!
  It is far too small a celebration of our craft if zine editors and opinion-folk are merely compilers and commentators of “too many poets”.  I repeat the assertion made above: there have never been too many poets – in the past, now, or in any worthy future.  Does the oceanographer wail – too much sea?  Does the astronaut bemoan – too much space?  Does the financier sob – too much money?  Nonsense!
  Editors and opinion-folk must know the Western Canon…yes, from Homer and Hesiod to Beowulf and Billy Shakespeare; and yes, from sweet Emily Dickinson and Wally Whitman to Bobby Frost – and as gawdawful a poet as he is - even unto Robert Pinsky.  Furthermore, editors and opinion-folk must know the short-list jargon of those broad and generous parameters of our language, and the shorter-list jargon of the craft of poetry.  But basically, the bad habits I’ve noticed in reading hundreds of alternate zines are 1) the useless attacks against mainstream media/cliques when, in fact, none owe us any civic/literary duty – and have every right to ignore us; and 2) the sophomoric tendency to merely compile whatever comes through the transom, as though whichever pen touched whatever paper were sacred wine filling the Holy Grail; as though whatever notion a writer had at whichever hour of the day were impermeable to evaluation and editing – explication and criticism.  Nonsense!
  The cheap, ubiquitous computer and copy machine provide font/illustration galore – everywhere!  Ditto for the handmade zine – hands everywhere!  The challenge for our zine world is to have editors and opinion-folk whose minds are both nurturing and critical, whose knowledge is both thorough and receptive.  And our consistent – insistent – watchword toward imaginative writing should be no different than it is toward technology, philosophy, ideology – or lifestyle: garbage in, garbage out!

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